I can't believe I said "dawg." New low for me. Hope it at least raised an eyebrow, if not an internal chuckle. Anyway, you'll get it in a minute.
This is one of the most entertaining, interesting, and solidly-true illustrations I've ever seen. I want to call it an infographic... I suppose it would be, right?
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Totally awesome. I'm particularly a fan of the river of failure and the bottomless pit of illiteracy.